18 June 2007

Bemard Manning dead?

...it's a fucking disgrace.

I don't believe it for a second... it's been made up in a newsroom... by sick bastards.

Shove the paper back in their face and tell them to f*** off.

Posted by guest reporter Ted Maul, who is doing his best Hal impersonation.


Anonymous said...

I'm slightly disappointed to hear that Bernard Manning is dead because now I can't have the pleasure of killing the twat.

giroscoper said...

You and me both, mate. The guy was a tool, pure and simple. Millions of people loved him... and they're tools as well.

Stan Boardman said...

I think you're well out of order. Bernard Matthews was all right.