...it's a fucking disgrace.
I don't believe it for a second... it's been made up in a newsroom... by sick bastards.
Shove the paper back in their face and tell them to f*** off.
Posted by guest reporter Ted Maul, who is doing his best Hal impersonation.
3 comments:
I'm slightly disappointed to hear that Bernard Manning is dead because now I can't have the pleasure of killing the twat.
You and me both, mate. The guy was a tool, pure and simple. Millions of people loved him... and they're tools as well.
I think you're well out of order. Bernard Matthews was all right.
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